Arm with a knife on me pull my bowling ball bag. He pushed me into a wall and I ripped my head. He came out of nowhere. Who the hell would steal bowling balls?
I had my balls ripped off by a lunatic yesterday. I ended up in the hospital emergency after he sliced my?
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hah….
I would steal bowling balls, theyre pretty.
WHAT?!?
geez you must live in a rough part of town!
An obsessive compulsive bowler who’s a kleptomaniac?
Enjoy your new high-pitched voice when the bowling balls roll into your … other … ones.
And you’re on the Internet the next day? If this is true, go lie down, man….
I had heard that there were a lot of hooligans hanging around the bowling alleys!
Someone who’s really new at this whole thief business…
right…sliced arm and cracked head and u are on the web…
go lie down you’re hallucinating
Those must have been some big balls to be taken from you like that, just cut right from you… wow.
I’d call my wife on that one to help you get ‘em back.
She cut mine similarly years ago, and carries them in her purse now.
If she can’t help you directly, there’s got to be a woman near you that can assist.
Good luck getting your balls back man.
YOU SHOULD HAVE GRABBED THAT YOUR HUGE BALLBAG OF YOURS WITH BOTH HANDS AND SWUNG IT INTO HIS FACE UNTIL YOUR COCKed Smith & Wesson, tucked into your rear pocket, could safely be extracted and pointed at the miscreant.
Maybe he was really after your sausage fingers.
MMmmmmmmm….sausage….
thats just sad =]