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Not sure of the question, but those were hilarious. 6, 11, and 14 were my favorites.
Those are great. I especially like number 20. Thanks for sharing. =)
Wow that shows that the fate our country is in the hands of the ones that worte that stuff. That scares me.
I lol’d.
Eughhh. God awful. I fear the next generation of authors.